xkcd 2879: Like This One

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m an anthropologist studying societal collapse like this one

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.

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  • Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a criminologist stydying kidnappings like this one

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• cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

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  • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But you didn’t like it.

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    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was going to tell you a time travel joke.

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• kometes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Computer simulations, like this one.

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• OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh I’m gonna use this

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    proceeds to scream

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    • akincisor@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• topnomi@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

  Dexter morgan

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where alt text?

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  • elbucho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add ‘like this one’ to the end, but high on the list is ‘I’m a neurologist studying dreams’.

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    • topnomi@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.

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    • topnomi@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

      • Dexter morgan

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• csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!

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• topnomi@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.

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