NASA has some explaining to do

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• Jungle@linux.community ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you sure you are listening on the right wave band? God has moved to the 2.3GHz L-band allocated for DAB.

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• Katzelle3@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We need to ban prayer to prevent Kessler syndrome!

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean, yeah, NASA found a way to literally stop god’s power, and they keep it to themselves.

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• norgur@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts

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• baitsmithy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They actually do hang from the firmament! All satellites come equipped with a rope and a suction cup.

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• voidMainVoid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder why atheists do this when there’s so much real Christian stuff to laugh at.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s probably rage baiting to some degree. It annoys both sides. But sadly it can start new conspiracy theories.

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• sveske_juice@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tf is an artificial sattelite?

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  • arekkusu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    an artificial satellite is an orbiting object that is man-made, as opposed to natural satellites such as moons and asteroids

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  • JPJones@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

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• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok guys who told them? Fess up.

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• RufusFirefly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always knew Arthur C Clarke was an agent of Satan, especially after the disappointment that was 3001: The Final Odyssey.

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• covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let satelites be the next god( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • shitescalates@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Children of time

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• fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literal atheist moment lol 🤣

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• yemmly@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Amen!

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• Fog0555@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First off, if Satellites give us more Evel Knievel that’s a major win and we should launch more.

  Secondly, they’re entirely right that too many satellites are a problem, they just missed the mark as to why. It’s space debris we should be worried about preventing future spacecraft.

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• AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, they’re saying that man made satellites are able to stop God that he’s not all powerful and that we’re more powerful than God?

  Or is it that technology is bad and we need to go back to pre-technology times when life was so much worse for the average human so that way some religious nut jobs can continue praying to a being that they’ve essentially admitted to not being all powerful?

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