Submitted 1 year ago by GreyShuck@feddit.uk to anthropology@mander.xyz
https://phys.org/news/2023-12-neanderthals-morning-people.html
A new research paper finds that genetic material from Neanderthal ancestors may have contributed to the propensity of some people today to be “early risers,” the sort of people who are more comfortable getting up and going to bed earlier.
The findings are published in the journal Genome Biology and Evolution.
No wonder those stupid fuckers went extinct
Neanderthal women wore bikini tops? Mind blown.
Aren’t most animals?
Not really.
Many animals are nocturnal. (Most active at night.)
Many are crepuscular. (Active primarily at dawn or dusk or both.) But will still sleep through most of the day.
Only early birds
I’m kind of glad they went extinct now
That explains why my manager is a morning person
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So they’re the fuckers who are to blame
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Now we have the target, I’ll bring the beer and maybe pizza, who’s bringing the time machine?
hot_scarcity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
We don’t need a Time Machine. A hot tub will do just fine