Mind-reading AI can translate brainwaves into written text: Using only a sensor-filled helmet combined with artificial intelligence, a team of scientists has announced they can turn a person’s thou...

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• Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, come on! This is old tech, guys. I’ve been using “Thought to Text” helmets for years now. I remember a time when boobies jostling with a fat cock pounding my asshole wearing my sister’s pumps. Delete delete. Delete goddamnit. Delete that you stupid piece of shit. Do not post comment. Do not fucking post!

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  • orgrinrt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel it’s extremely important to note that I almost instantly died after reading this comment

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  • FoolHen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank you, can’t remember the last time I got out of bed laughing my ass off

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• knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Big Autocomplete isn’t “AI”. This is not new technology, this is “We used buzzwords to hype up 20 year old EEG interpreters, please give us money”

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  • Not_mikey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Calling llm “big auto-complete” is like calling people “big bacteria” . It’s true that they act on the same goal, guess the next word for llm and auto-complete; survive and reproduce for people and bacteria, but they are vastly different in scale and complexity.

    Also what would AI be to you if not an llm? Cause I’d say anything that has an SAT score higher than most Americans has some form of intelligence.

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    • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Big Bacteria” is a much more accurate descriptor of humans than “Artificial Intelligence” is of large language models.

      This is the same problem we had with IQ testing, what the test measures is not “intelligence”, but the ability to retain and process information according to a predefined schema. This requires no intelligence at all, as demonstrated by the fact that a sufficiently large statistical model of human writing patterns can pass the SATs.

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Id much rather have a hoodie that i can use to connect and interface with devices then an always online chip implement. I am rooting for this one.

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• matthewmercury@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is clearly a derivative of the work done by Doctor Emmett Brown in the mid 1950s. Image

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• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Let me guess: not covered by the Fifth Amendment in the US. Its not your words or thoughts, its your brainwaves. No different than testing your BAC against your will

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  • foggy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a pretty clear violation of the 4th amendment. Won’t stop companies from building this tech into their wireless headphones, though.

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How’s that working for defendants’ these days? Wasn’t there a big case in Pennsylvania invalidating this in some sneaky way or something recently?

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    • thesorehead@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or maybe build it into some neat cowboy hats?

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• Cosmicomical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Will a thin layer of alluminum stop this?

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• tsonfeir@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ahh yes, thought crime time.

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• ExLisper@linux.community ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Only a sensor-filled helmet? Amazing. So much better then the previous model which required removing the brain the cutting it into thin slices.

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• carnimoss@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just made a comment saying people can’t read my mind and now this

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