If you actually talk to them, you’ll see It’s pronounced Bri’ish. They’ve been hiding their T since that unfortunate incident in Boston Harbor.
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Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So is it pronounced 'orch?
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 year ago
No, Bri’ish, did you not see what they wrote?
stangel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Electric torch has kind of a “horseless carriage” feel to it, no?
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 year ago
I regularly drive my horseless carriage to see moving pictures, whenever I receive a coupon via electric mail.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is how we would talk if English were more like German. Why invent new words when we can just combine old ones? Glove = hand shoe, turtle = shield toad, raccoon = wash bear, etc.
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Car is short for carriage
Delphia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There is nothing more American than telling the english how the english language should work.
misophist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The last time I argued this with an American, they correctly claimed that they defeated us in combat and claimed our language as their own, so it’s kinda theirs now. There’s no valid argument against it, so I had to concede defeat.
rottingleaf@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Their independent part of it is theirs, and the metropolitan isn’t, just like with territory. That’s the way said analogy would work.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You shouldn’t put up with that noise. You guys literally burned our capital to the ground in 1814.
wjrii@kbin.social 1 year ago
And well we should. Honestly, a “torch?” For the electric light that you could easily flash on and off if you wanted or wave around to flash in someone’s eyes?
WHERE IS THE FIRE, NIGEL?!?!? THERE’S NO FIRE!
charonn0@startrek.website 1 year ago
Wouldn’t it technically be a French thing?
Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Damn straight
casmael@lemm.ee 1 year ago
*bri’ish
teft@startrek.website 1 year ago
Notice how Morn isn’t included. He’d be flooding the group chat with his banter.
thundermoose@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can hear René Auberjonois in that line
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
crosses arms while staring seductively
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Uh oh … We in deep shit … Deep Shit Nine