times are tough

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who the hell masturbates at a Denny’s?

  They don’t even have a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity.

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  • Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But Moons Over My Hammy! /s

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• NoneYa@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s up?! What’s up?! What the fuck is up Denny’s?!

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look under the table sweetie, I’ll show you what’s up.

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• Slow@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can you explain the meaning of the meme?
  What’s the connection between economics and masturbation?

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Denny’s won’t ask you to leave if you flog the bishop inside their restaurant because they can’t afford to lose a paying customer in this economy

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    • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, this dude is from the restaurant business?

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hi welcome to shitposting

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Semen everywhere

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Denny’s pays him not to masturbate. In this way, they are generating jobs.

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