Just wait until those weird hairless apes with back issues learn how to fling those pointy sticks really fast with twine and wood
And that, my friends, is history.
Submitted 1 year ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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qooqie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just wait until those same weird hairless apes with back issues learn how how to harness a particular mixture of charcoal, brimstone, and poop crystals.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 1 year ago
*organized bipedal apes with pointy sticks
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 1 year ago
When I hear the word Pleistocene I think of two things:
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The George Carlin bit where he was trying to emphasize we were still basically cave people.
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Petrified wood. Like big tall ancient forests that towered over you, so old the wood became petrified. Almost like a standing marble forest of ancient trees.
I don’t know why two is associated with that word but that’s now it’s stuck in my brain.
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CyberTailor@beehaw.org 1 year ago
You run fast but they don’t get tired.
BDalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Persistence hunting; you don’t have to be accurate, you just need to tire out your prey.
vsh@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Or just use common sense and use your gun…
M137@lemm.ee 1 year ago
How are you this dumb?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m surprised your were able to hold a thought and type at the same time