Just wait until those weird hairless apes with back issues learn how to fling those pointy sticks really fast with twine and wood
And that, my friends, is history.
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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qooqie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Just wait until those same weird hairless apes with back issues learn how how to harness a particular mixture of charcoal, brimstone, and poop crystals.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 11 months ago
*organized bipedal apes with pointy sticks
NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 11 months ago
When I hear the word Pleistocene I think of two things:
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The George Carlin bit where he was trying to emphasize we were still basically cave people.
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Petrified wood. Like big tall ancient forests that towered over you, so old the wood became petrified. Almost like a standing marble forest of ancient trees.
I don’t know why two is associated with that word but that’s now it’s stuck in my brain.
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CyberTailor@beehaw.org 11 months ago
You run fast but they don’t get tired.
BDalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Persistence hunting; you don’t have to be accurate, you just need to tire out your prey.
vsh@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Or just use common sense and use your gun…
M137@lemm.ee 11 months ago
How are you this dumb?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m surprised your were able to hold a thought and type at the same time