This is definitely me

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• EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s so many young people, when the fuck did this happen, how old have I become?

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• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joke's on you. I'm spending Thanksgiving alone! Ha!

  ...ha.

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• gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  lol, I’m a weird relative. I’m the crazy uncle showing up after 16 years away who’s gonna freak a bunch of nieces, nephews, and step-siblings out. And you’re damned right I’ll be drunk, stoned, and by badass, gay, NYC self with my uptight Florida family.

  Let the good times roll!

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• themachine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s me. Your weird relative.

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey, I come for the food. Try to talk to me and I’ll either keep chewing or respond with a Star Trek reference

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is my family … I never get together with them much anymore but when we did … the weird one was the quiet guy or gal that actually made sense … everyone else was completely out of the picture. Chaos was normal … normal to us was chaos.

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like the Andorian took a detour through the Snoop Nebula.

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He went for a walk before dinner.

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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “This stuff is delicious! What do you call it?”

    “Ambassador, that’s a wax decoration you’re eating.”

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t eat solid food right now, so I spent most of Thanksgiving with my 82-year-old mother, talking to her while she gave me bad parenting and job advice, and later baked herself and her dogs a turkey leg because her housemate is away and I wasn’t going to eat any. That’s a bit sad. But still, nice to spend time with her despite all of that. Who knows how many visits I’ll have left?

  Meanwhile, my wife and daughter were at my in-laws, which is a zoo because she has a ton of relatives. The food is good, but I’m happy for a quieter Thanksgiving.

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