*Record Scratch*

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• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tbf, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.

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• uphillbothways@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here's a little story 'bout a cat named Locutus.
  All started when this big square ship tried to shoot us.
  Next thing you know up on the main screen
  pops up the fly shawty we'll call the Borg Queen.

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  • uphillbothways@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She said surrender, we said NO!
    Data fires up the engines to GO!
    Now we stuck in a tractor beam FLOW!
    Assimilated? Find out next SHOW!

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  • DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I didn’t know we had a queen. I thought we were an autonomous collective

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll always remember that summer back in 2366 when I got turned into a Borg. It was really hot that year and everyone was waiting for the rains to come. I was on the bridge that day. I looked at Mr. Riker and said…

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• ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um, actually it should be “That’s us”, since Borg never refer to themselves in the singular until Hugh goes and ruins everything.

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s actually DiMA. He’s looking more human these days. I guess technology growth didn’t miss Acadia.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  record scratch, cut to scene of Picard fighting a Nausican

  This is me, and this is a moment that set the whole date of the galaxy into motion

  Picard gets stabbed through the heart

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