With all due respect, Captain, I am the head of Starfleet IT, and I have it on good authority that if you try to replicate a replicator, you can break the space time continuum.

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “You already reversed the polarity? All right, but did you really? Let’s do it one more time while we’re on the phone together… oh, it’s working now? Yeah, that is weird, goodbye.”

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What operating system is that probe running?

  Pakled

  We’re going to die!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They control all subspace communications.

    Pakled Bell.

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    • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Those long-distance fees will kill you though.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Have you tried Linux?

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• BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The thing about Delta Shift is they always try to walk it in

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• dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  :: uncomfortable warp core noises ::

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  • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You poor dejected warp core. Shaxs is after you.

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I never thought of that. Why can’t the industrial replicators on Bajor replicate more industrial replicators?

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  • DrakeRichards@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would imagine that they could fabricate most of the parts for other industrial replicators, but there are probably some components that can’t be replicated. We know that dilithium and latinum can’t be replicated, so there are probably other exotic materials too.

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    • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sort of like how you can use a 3D printer to print a new 3D printer, but there are some parts you cannot print like that. Like if its a PLA printer you probably still do need some metal parts for their characteristics, sturdyness or whatever.

      So maybe a replicated replicator would work, but probably be very unreliable or stops working quickly.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because the Federation is secretly fascist

    youtu.be/P4KBPaS-1PU?si=A5WiBPtn8ViidRPk

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    • negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What does that have to do with replicators?

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• negativenull@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thanks to @IninewCrow@lemmy.ca for the idea

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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