Data opens his mouth and At Dooms Gate just starts playing

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Geordi, I have recently felt a new human urge. It is something called, “rip and tear.”

  Would you happen to know anything about this?

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• dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Data springs to his feet, ripping the programming cable from his head. Sprinting down the hallway, Geordi in tow, he ducks into the nearest holodeck.

  Geordi: Data, what are you doing?

  Data is tapping away at the console near the holodeck arch at superhuman speed. His hands are a blur to Geordi, as hs furiously loads a huge amount of information into the holodeck computer. He suddenly halts, and looks to his friend.

  Data: Computer, initiate program doom episode one, mission one. Difficulty, nightmare.

  Geordi: Data, I’m not sure that’s a good idea…

  Data: Geordi, it is time to rip and tear. Computer, set safety protocols off.

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My post didn’t get me itching to play Doom but you? Congrats. You’ve got me re-downloading Doom (2016). I wonder if I’m still worthy of my Slayer rank/outfit in the multiplayer…

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    • dejected_warp_core@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re welcome. Have fun storming the castle.

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• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Later that episode: Data’s dream program integrated the Doom programming and Data replicates a machine gun and massacres the whole ship.

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  • rustydomino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Data would probably choose either a double barreled shotgun or even better yet the BFG-9000.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Data would just rip and tear everyone’s guts out with his bare hands.

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• NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I don’t know why, but the image of Data tweaking his nipples to change volume just leapt into my head.

  I blame all of you for this.

  … And how do we get into the EQ settings?

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• CarlsIII@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well, it seems to be working, but there’s one problem…all of the demons have been replaced with Joe Piscopo!

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