Big Brain Energy

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• return2ozma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Her: “Beth. My name is Beth.”

  Her to him: “I never give them my real name, it’s creepy.”

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  • OpenStars@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P

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  • Seasm0ke@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bass riff

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• RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Her: “I’ll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha^1 ? Thanks babe!”

  Him: *Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  ^1 I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

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  • SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They don’t like it if you call drinks small/medium/large

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But he won’t be able to spell it.

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  • BolexForSoup@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s Quemijer, with a “Q.”

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Batista: “got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?”

    Steve: “Yeah that’s probably me”

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    • ratz30@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Acting must not be working out for Batista

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• ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Delores Mulva?

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• phoneymouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  She expects him to pay and will put her drink under his name. Plan fails.

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• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Henry is that you? It’s been awhile!”

  Oh! Hey you! How are you?

  “I’ve been good we should catch up sometime”

  Oh I don’t think I still have your number. Here write it down for me and put your name next to it so I don’t forget who it goes to

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• LemmyFeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Genius!

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