elon musk sounds like the name of a men's cologne

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨crossfadedragon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

Some brand with the name being pronounced “eloh” “moo”. And it smells like ass, but for some reason it’s really popular.

Whenever I see him in the news, I think to myself “you belong in another man’s armpits”.

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Thrillhouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
The best anagram is Sunk Mole

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
The word "elan" means "energy, style, and enthusiasm." I'm surprised a cologne named "Elan Musk" hasn't already been invented

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jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Eww de Elon

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JPSound@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Elongated Muskrat

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over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Related… Elon Musk Eating Toilets…

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- crossfadedragon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  “how’s the soup?” “shitty”
  
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corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
he stinky boooo

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fubo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
ELONMUSK is a constant identifier for a Unix error code, meaning Error: Lingering Out-of-band Network MUSt be Killed.

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tegs_terry@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Sounds like a muppet

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dmention7@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I agree with you, but man… You need to switch to baths or something because this is NOT a normal showerthought

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- 6mementomori@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  lmao ikr
  
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Pronounce his name as “Ellen Moosk” and it sounds like the designer of the cologne.

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