I get no respect, I tell ya. No respect.

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• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Using Dangerfield material with this meme format is just a gold print. Or gold press platinum print at least.

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  • swab148@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We love you so much, but it’s “gold-pressed latinum”

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    • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Being sleepy as shit and also having an asshole autocorrect, does a good pair not make.

      Sorry lol I’d edit it but your callout is justified.

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Template

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bro this template has already been used for another meme, it’s a great template

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wanna earn 14 slips of latinum the hard way?

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And then they shut me down. No respect, no respect at all.

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• SirNuke@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

  PICARD: Well, Data, there's more to humor than, well, data.

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    (he does not see)

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe if he exaggerated his movements more he’d be funnier.

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• sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request.”

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It was so bad … it left my brother in pieces … it broke him apart … he literally lost his head … they pulled his leg … he was disarmed … he needed a hand … he didn’t have a leg to stand on … his feet weren’t touching the ground

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• xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Data’s eyes here see into my very soul…

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  • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Didn’t notice it before but now I can’t unsee and am scared…

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    • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      There is no escape

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• Lauchs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Nope, no respect… I tell ya, I can’t even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay’s holodeck programs!”

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Thank you Captain. I have filed this under #jokesicannevertellmyfamily

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t you know, the best jokes start out with explaining layers of context first.

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