If your door was a pillow it would probly be better to slap it than knock on it

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• NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I dunno what comes out of your shower but I want some of it

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• bilgemunky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is the ultimate shower thought. Completely useless but so very true.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike!

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  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if my grandmother was a pillow my hand would hurt less when I slap her!

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• JungleJim@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You have good weed.

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you don’t even know what I’m capable of I’m completely sober

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    • JungleJim@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My. God.

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    • InverseParallax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      frinkiac.com/…/X8jnAUdrQnnhmhr8Tjq8piSCUMM=.gif

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• dandroid@dandroid.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I… uh… yes, I guess?

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• camr_on@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  /c/trueshowerthoughts

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• scarabic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Deep.

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• kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If your door was a vagina it would be better to fuck it than slap it

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