Brush your teeth. Some of the worst pain you’ll ever experience, and they dont come back.
Teach me some life lessons
Submitted 8 months ago by Albin7326@suppo.fi to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
all-knight-party@kbin.run 8 months ago
Likewise, floss. Every couple of days is better than nothing. Take care of your gums, those also don't come back.
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Have as much fun as you can have today without messing up tomorrow.
- Jimmy Carr
slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Then laugh like a choking goose?
thonofpy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Lifelesson: Read the rules before posting. “All post titles must include a question.”
Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You can never make everyone happy.
ji88aja88a@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Carlin: take your average person… half the world is dumber than that. (Or something to that effect)
do what’s right for you, it might hurt in the short term, but it will be worth it in the long term (this goes for most things…FOMO, parties, relations, job offers, school offers)
Don’t smoke. my father is dying…it’s not cool.
Eat right, exercise regularly. It takes time, your fitness won’t appear overnight (it takes months).
Brush your teeth and more importantly, floss/use picksters. Don’t eat sweet things 2 hours before bed.
Everyone’s different (so take what I say with a pinch of salt, the above might not be for you)
cjf@feddit.uk 8 months ago
Copying one of my favourite (and last saved) comments from Reddit:
The most precious commodity we have is our time on this planet, and we have far less of it than we realise. The time we choose to spend together is a gift we give to each other.
Appreciate the gift of their precious commodity that they give you, don’t expect more than they are willing to give, but don’t squander your precious resource with someone who doesn’t appreciate your gift.
Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 8 months ago
My grandpa told me to never have sex with a fat girl. It will make your pecker look small.
maporita@unilem.org 8 months ago
Some mistakes can screw up the rest of day. Some mistakes can screw up the rest of your life. Try to avoid making the former, but avoid making the latter at all costs. Hard drugs, an extramarital affair, drinking and driving.Think the consequences through before you do these things.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 months ago
For $100 I can teach one of the most valuable lessons you’ll ever learn.
UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
oh no