The real Picard maneuver
Love at first sight
Submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
Shhhhh don’t let @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world hear!
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Considering how well thier memes are endowed, I bet he knows lol
Malgas@beehaw.org 9 months ago
It’s too late, he’s already seen everything.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is true
paddirn@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s too late, he’s seen everything.
ashtefere@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…He’s seen it all.
dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maybe he’s just looking for the remote. Happens to me every time.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’ll be in my ready room, Number 1
robo@feddit.uk 9 months ago
[deleted]Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
Meh, they’re adults. It’s not like she was 15 when they met. She was in her 30s when they got married. First dude I dated was 20 years older than me. Didn’t go well but had nothing to do with the age difference.
ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 9 months ago
Best random fact about their marriage is that Sir Ian McKellen officiated it.
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I think he was just complimenting her breasts. Did you reply to the wrong person maybe?
InverseParallax@lemmy.world 9 months ago
unreachable@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the most precious resource in picard entire endeavour
holiday@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They are married. Dude just wants the tatas
GreenMario@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Tbf they’re nice.
Chev@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Isn’t he gay?
Aiastarei@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You’re confusing professor X with Magneto
rivr@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Only for Ian McKellen
Dieterlan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Honestly, I had the same reaction, but apparently not?
Venicon@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Men will be men.
Thteven@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dude spent a lifetime studying heavenly bodies, can’t ask him to stop now.
Stamets@startrek.website 9 months ago
Oh well done.
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He’s seen everything. He’s seen it all.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That is a futuristic pickup line, and I just hate that we never saw Kirk or Riker use it now.