Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe… negotiation and bribe… bribe and negotiation… Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation… and ruthless profiteering… Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as bribe, surprise… I’ll come in again.”
Monty Python?
Submitted 9 months ago by GreenMario@lemm.ee to risa@startrek.website
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negativenull@lemm.ee 9 months ago
fleabomber@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.
HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 9 months ago
This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍
Zink@programming.dev 9 months ago
Truly a thing of beauty.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 9 months ago
Thats Rule 1478in the RoA
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 months ago
“Make the hu-mon sit… IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!”
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“This isn’t that bad, actually.”
Zorque@kbin.social 9 months ago
The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.
cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
He must stay there until lunchtime with maybe raktajino at 11. Poke him with … the cushions!