Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe… negotiation and bribe… bribe and negotiation… Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation… and ruthless profiteering… Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as bribe, surprise… I’ll come in again.”
Monty Python?
Submitted 1 year ago by GreenMario@lemm.ee to risa@startrek.website
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negativenull@lemm.ee 1 year ago
fleabomber@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.
FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.
HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 1 year ago
This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍
Zink@programming.dev 1 year ago
Truly a thing of beauty.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 year ago
Thats Rule 1478in the RoA
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
“Make the hu-mon sit… IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!”
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“This isn’t that bad, actually.”
Zorque@kbin.social 1 year ago
The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.
cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
He must stay there until lunchtime with maybe raktajino at 11. Poke him with … the cushions!