Pepperoni pizza Hot pockets are basically a pepperoni Calzones

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• db2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno.

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  • notfromhere@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN’T owned by Nestle?

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• GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Only if you’ve never had a calzone

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients.

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    • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go.

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    or ricotta cheese.

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• Skoobie@lemmy.film ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Lots of shower thoughts actually aren’t. This was. Good job.

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  • Case@unilem.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule.

    I like showers, and love a hot bath… I don’t love water prices here locally.

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• djmarcone@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The calzone zone

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  • mister_seawolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But definitely not the low cal calzone zone.

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    • bird@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller.

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• ShunkW@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like they’re closer to stromboli

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I always felt like they were close to the microwave

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Mini and cheap calzone.

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