I’m reading a lot about how people are just generally shit these days. You know what fixes a bad attitude real quick? A good, genuine throttling.

That prick in the office? Just catch em alone after lunch and choke them for 10 seconds or so while you quietly whisper threats in their ear - problem solved.

Little shits bullying your kid at school? Choke that little fucker, then go choke their parents too for good measure.

You don’t even have to do it that hard, it’s not like you’re trying to kill anyone. Just scare em a little.

Choking works, let’s bring it back and make the world a better place.