I wish I lived on a beach so I could go for long walks on them

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• Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Girl the speed with which i sent this to my partner would break sound barriers.

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Of course it would, wireless messaging relies on photons which travel at light speed

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tell that to my ISP

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just as long as it doesn’t break the laws of physics.

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎀ooooopsie!🎀 🤭

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pls my heart cant take it anymore just tell me if you want me to imprint your shape onto my matress

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now that’s a sentence every brat wants to hear :,)

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everytime I open this app, I get reminded how alone I’m. Nice meme though lol.

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  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nice use of I’m!

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    • WillFord27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NSFW? 🙂

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My boss read this over my shoulder and started furiously masturbating 😞

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  move the treadmill next to a bath of water and spread sand and broken glass on it.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow…your beaches kinda sound like they aren’t maintained at all.

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Even the nice things suck these days.

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