Who needs guns and tanks when you’ve got a dog the size of a horse that can run at 258 mph and breathe fire?
I’m surprised by the lack of PETA in that universe. You know, the Pokemon Ethical Treatment Association.
Submitted 10 hours ago by early_riser@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
Who needs guns and tanks when you’ve got a dog the size of a horse that can run at 258 mph and breathe fire?
I’m surprised by the lack of PETA in that universe. You know, the Pokemon Ethical Treatment Association.
The way I see it, the vast majority of people with pokemons treat them as house pets (e.g. Poketoon: The Slugma-Powered Home). Only a small percentage actually use them in battles. A way smaller percentage actively abuse pokemons (i.e. the villains)
I mean… don’t we consider dog fighting to be animal abuse?
That sounds strangely similar to something my neighbor with the Confederate flag out front would say.
I’m joking, but for real, read it in that context.
They’d be used to provoke conflict.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Both sides of every conflict would use them. Every military would have divisions dedicated to a particular fighting’s style and they would have a mix of pokemons to match the purpose.
Reminders when every army still relied on horses? Exactly like that, but with pokemons.
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Perhaps trainers who were fond of a particular type would all rally around one remarkably killed leader of some kind.
They might, one supposes, form organizations in which they all trained together for the promotion of their interests.
What would they call such a facility? Perhaps a gymnasium, given that facilities of that name are already used for training human bodies.
I’d imagine any particular region could support 8 of them. Not sure where I got that number, just pulling it out of nowhere.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 41 minutes ago
And that’s how you fuel the war machine with fresh pokemon and trainers…