‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart

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• Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is it compatible with Home Assistant? I’d like to turn on the fan if there’s been more than two farts a minute

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those moments whes venture capitalists spend way too much money on nheir fetishes.

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• Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They won’t get a dime from me until it can tell me if it is a fart or I’m about to shit my pants.

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not sure if smart undies could accomplish that. Unless it comes with some sort of insertable environmental monitoring probe…

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷‍♂️

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It doesn’t need to be too smart, even my dog knows when I fart.

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe websites should connect bot detectors to those; “Fart, to prove you’re a human”

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• N0MAD@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’d be more impressed if it told me if I sharted or not.

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  • heeler_lover@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s what your internal sphincter is for

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• monketman82@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ERROR; fart limit exceeded, please upgrade to the next tier for only 8.99.

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