Finally we do not need to count it on fingers

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is an art form, people, let’s have some respect. The most famous Flatulist, or Fartiste, was Le Petomane, and there is currently a Flatulist named Mr. Methane, who claims to be the only current professional Fartiste, although we all know talented amateurs.

  Video of Le Petomane in action

  Clearly, comedy has evolved since then.

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• CallMeAl@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do I smell an ignobel in the wind?

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  • ywuduyu@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, the smell you smell is just my counter going up.

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    • CallMeAl@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tushay!

      I’ll see myself out.

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Call me when there is a self-hosted solution.

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not a wearable, but I have an air quality monitor hooked up in my office and those usually trigger VOC alerts.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “We just genuinely don’t know. Isn’t that funny? [In] 2026 we don’t know if people are farting at night or not.”

  That’s dumb. Anybody who’s married knows that people fart in their sleep, you just can’t tell her or she’ll get pissed.

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finger, toes. My wife’s fingers and probably 5 or 6 of her toes. My neighbor’s fingers and toes if there were beans in the chili.

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just one finger, it resets on pull.

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• InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peepee poopoo

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I possess humans and synchronize it all so no one knows whodunit

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  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    loud farting sounds

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  On fingers? Look, some of us need an abacus.

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  • anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Technology solving the real problems fr fr

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• kehet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I hope the subscription includes AI chatbot on app answering all my fart related questions

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Finally I can unplug the kazoo from my ass.

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• 5715@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not our brainfarts. Checkmate, atheist!

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