Nothing is more American than the Opossum! They only reside in North America.
I want to start the Crow party. Crows are smart, they work together, and they will fuck you up if you screw them over. Ideal icon.
Petition to make one of the political party icons an Opossum after we are done with the social collapse of our society?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by epicthundercat@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
Comments
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
epicthundercat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s a good one!!
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Eh it’s basically already taken by Ravenclaw party
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Fuck that. Make a corvid-inspired political party that isn’t an ad for the world’s richest TERF.
qualia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What do you have against placental mammals?!
HubertManne@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
The worst thing about opossums is having a wild animal that you can almost trip over. Their thing about staying completely still rather than running away.
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I vote no parties at all after the collapse; possum or otherwise.
MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why can’t we all be possums? Just one party with 30 separate primaries resulting in 22 candidates that have to eat ticks an lay still in the middle of a busy highway. If you survive and don’t get lime disease you get to move on to the lightning round… That’s the round where you have to get struck by lightning while sleeping in a tree.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I love this
epicthundercat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How about we replace the bald eagle then? Opossums are more North American imho lol
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Stop that MEOW!
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Welcome to the club! The club of opossum posting because the world is bleak and life is short and opossums be opossuming.
If you aren’t subscribed to !opossums@lemmy.world you should be ☺️