me after posting on lemmy excited to read all the replies

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here’s a nice fluffy pillow.

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  For you to scream into later.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Like… Alone? Some of us do that all the time.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Alone?

      Come over. I’ve got two pillows and you can have one. Or if you’re into it, we can use the same pillow. Like…idk, taking turns or doing like a tandem or tag-team…it’s really up to you and your comfort zone.

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• goofystench@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like an actor bowing on the stage, the crowd cheering and throwing flowers at you, but some of the flowers are cactii and it’s not just flowers there are random underwear and a shoes being thrown at you too.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  User has deleted their reply

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  • Winter_Oven@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    User has deleted their reply

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gonzako has deleted their comment :(

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me after ragebaiting about a highly political subject with a carefully chosen response designed to dig the hole deeper

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• exu@feditown.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck you, this meme sucks

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My step zaida told me that for Ramadan this year she’s getting me a new phone so I can comment on things and get free dopamine from all the likes I get but after 1 hour all I got was this stupid t shirt that says “I’ve got Parkinson’s and I’m not afraid to show it”. I fucking hate it so I shredded it and gave it to my pet warbler named Parkinson to use in his nest but even he didn’t want it. Now I’m stuck with some shitty shredded t shirt covered in bird shit and I don’t know what to do anymore, I think I’ll go back to college for accounting and become a taxidermist so I call stuff my damn bird full of shredded t shirts. Yeah, that sounds good.

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• stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  honestly me too.

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