I'd be so good at that

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Doc, my wife is lethargic and coughing up blood!”

  “Please wait outside. I’m going to have to give her an orgasm.”

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s called terminal care

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  • DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m so tired of manually giving all these women orgasms, I’m going to invent a machine to do it for me.

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• Ellvix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Called the Heroic Age of Medicine because they heroically tried whatever tf they thought of at the time

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Then they’d cut your leg off with a woodworking saw for no reason

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