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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dumbasses, that is why they chose a snake as their symbol, to remind each other to always train on jaw flexibility every time they eat precisely so this would’t happen.

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  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake

  Also sucking dick is great, don’t insult such a giving act by associating it with those who never give.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dangers of giving a rusty tromebone.

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• hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Insurance denied his claim, calling it a pre-existing condition.

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• m4xie@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t the graveyard shift involve less dick sucking? I’d imagine the second shift would be the peak, probably the latter half

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    C’mon now. You seriously think the zombies rise from theie graves on 2nd shift to give blowjobs? Or do you think it happens at midnight?

    Yeah. Think before you speak.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      zombies rise from their graves to give blowjobs on swing shift and you know it

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