In the far future deployable couches will be designed into pants

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

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• cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not that far. I’ve heard of pants that have seats built in. I don’t think it was ever sold, just a prototype someone made. Basically the back of the pants is firm and there’s a way to lock it into place to make a seat. I can’t imagine it would hold a lot of weight though.

  You can get expandable seats on Amazon (and the like) for around $30. They’re like the size of a Frisbee but they extend out to a seat that supports something like 350-400 pounds (or whatever that is in metric). You could probably fashion a strap and strap it to your back, so it would be easy to take down and deploy if you have to wait in line or something.

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mere child’s play compared to the reclination that is coming

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  • Zahille7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got one of those. It’s heavy-duty plastic and mine has a strap attached to throw over your shoulder. It’s pretty nice if you got somewhere with not a lot of seating.

    I’ve seen people with cushions that they’ve bought for them.

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• klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are already seats you can buy that just strap to the back of your legs, just search up “wearable chair”

  The future’s now!

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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Depending on your definition of a couch, which I think is already a bit loose, they already exist.

  • Bike shorts, built in cushions, no structure though
  • Avalanche airbags, deployable cushions, built into a backpack, kinda like an inflatable couch? Not in pants though.

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depending on your definition of a couch, which I think is already a bit loose, they already exist.

    You have offended my honor!

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      JD Vance has left the chat

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  • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was just thinking of avalanche airbags. We have the technology!

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• spittingimage@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What do you mean ‘the far future’?

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stupid Sexy Flanders And His Chairless Chair 2.0

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    Feels like I am wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As someone with POTS, this sounds amazing.

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