JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”
In the far future deployable couches will be designed into pants
Submitted 1 day ago by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Not that far. I’ve heard of pants that have seats built in. I don’t think it was ever sold, just a prototype someone made. Basically the back of the pants is firm and there’s a way to lock it into place to make a seat. I can’t imagine it would hold a lot of weight though.
You can get expandable seats on Amazon (and the like) for around $30. They’re like the size of a Frisbee but they extend out to a seat that supports something like 350-400 pounds (or whatever that is in metric). You could probably fashion a strap and strap it to your back, so it would be easy to take down and deploy if you have to wait in line or something.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
mere child’s play compared to the reclination that is coming
Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I got one of those. It’s heavy-duty plastic and mine has a strap attached to throw over your shoulder. It’s pretty nice if you got somewhere with not a lot of seating.
I’ve seen people with cushions that they’ve bought for them.
klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol 1 day ago
There are already seats you can buy that just strap to the back of your legs, just search up “wearable chair”
The future’s now!
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
As someone with POTS, this sounds amazing.
CameronDev@programming.dev 1 day ago
Depending on your definition of a couch, which I think is already a bit loose, they already exist.
- Bike shorts, built in cushions, no structure though
- Avalanche airbags, deployable cushions, built into a backpack, kinda like an inflatable couch? Not in pants though.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Depending on your definition of a couch, which I think is already a bit loose, they already exist.
You have offended my honor!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
JD Vance has left the chat
Drusas@fedia.io 1 day ago
I was just thinking of avalanche airbags. We have the technology!
spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
What do you mean ‘the far future’?
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 hours ago
Stupid Sexy Flanders And His Chairless Chair 2.0
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Feels like I am wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!