Submitted 2 months ago by alina@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
because eating men’s meat is gay, and so on
Nah. The worst idea is identifying another ethnicity as making better tasting meat and saying that it isn’t an issue to eat people outside your kin or kith.
Then you subjugate the population as breeding stock to create food for your society because the superior humanity shouldn’t concern itself with the treatment of lesser peoples. After all, if they didn’t deserve to be eaten, then why do they taste so good?
brb got a business idea, but first I gotta call one of those lab-grown meat businesses
I mean women’s meat would probably just be better. There’s a reason we don’t eat bulls or roosters generally. But yeah there’s probably a lot of people who would prefer it for stupid reasons.
I would only eat humans that had a net worth of 100 million and up.
A man eating another man's meat is gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I’ll have some of that human veal please
That’s… Certainly a strange and oddly specific thought…
I prefer my humans grass fed and finished.
Finished?
Meet the meat?
I’ve been to that restaurant.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m guessing it’s hard to tell what color the skin is once it’s cooked, so they’ll insist on picking the cut with the skin on, like choosing a lobster out of a tank, and then watching it be prepared to ensure “purity”. And, of course, to choose gender, they’d need to see the important bits intact. Also, no tattoos, and as few moles or other imperfections as possible.
This is why our meat sources need to be raised in clean, controlled conditions from birth, you want to know what you’re eating.
(Holy crap, people are fucked up.)