Earlier this morning, I was looking at some grown-up stuff on the computer, when a spider decided to spin down from the ceiling, 3cm from my eyes like “What about THIS booty?!”.
Natural laxative
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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danekrae@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I had a ceiling spider infestation last year. it sucked. so many face spiders with web
gergolippai@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One word:
Divorce
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
did divorce help you poop?
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Thats a premium shitposting tip!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
so, uh, ever tried to shit during a locust swarm? it doesn’t come out any faster. true story.
VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No thank you. I value my life too much.
BillyClark@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I think that would have the opposite effect on me. I’d be sealed shut for good.