Natural laxative

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• BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think that would have the opposite effect on me. I’d be sealed shut for good.

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Earlier this morning, I was looking at some grown-up stuff on the computer, when a spider decided to spin down from the ceiling, 3cm from my eyes like “What about THIS booty?!”.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I had a ceiling spider infestation last year. it sucked. so many face spiders with web

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Time to move out.

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• gergolippai@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One word:

  Divorce

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    did divorce help you poop?

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• FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Thats a premium shitposting tip!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  so, uh, ever tried to shit during a locust swarm? it doesn’t come out any faster. true story.

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• VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No thank you. I value my life too much.

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