5/7 with rice

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Strange, that’s exactly how much rice I always make.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I bet Harambe was still alive during your last shit.

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  • lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I saw a video where people have been freezing their rice … which is something I need to start doing because I just wind up eating way too much rice for meals.

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    • oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i tried that and didn’t like it. also, in my heart there’s rice why no eat?

      now i steam rice in tiny little bowls.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah and there’s always like 3/4 left over which I put in a giant bag in the fridge until it goes bad

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s for fried rice the next day!

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dude, you’re already bagging it, you need to do the next step: lay out the rice flat and use something THAT WONT CUT THE BAG to divide your rice up into portion sizes. Freeze flat and you’ll have easy access to portioned rice that you can easily thaw!

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• BossDj@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Smart tactic on their part. There’s no way I could have resisted either

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• fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s the portion they have shonen protagonists eat to demonstrate their humorously preposterous appetites

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Itadakimasu!

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Chinese restaurant? If Youtube comedians have taught be right then every portion larger than a spoonful is ‘idiot’ size.

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In my younger days that would be a normal serving. And I might have a second bowl too.

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  • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do you happen to have a second idiot sized bowel, as well?

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Pack your coat with it to keep you warm all the way home

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or drop a trail of them to find your way back to the table from the bathroom if you have a very bad sense of direction and also a small bladder.

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• dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  why they calling filipinos idiots?

  ::: spoiler /s :::

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• m3t00@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  won’t do that again. drink fluids for a couple days

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• isiyekala@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  😂😂😂😂💯

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