Relationship Goals

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  mates every night throughout its life…

  only found in humans…

  If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣

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• N0t_5ure@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Too bad my ex-wife wasn’t an Indian Crested Porcupine…

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    muh waif amarite

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• DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Every night, you say?

  Every night?

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• Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish I could say the same for ducks, because they’re cute, and then you learn about break away cork screw penis.

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, to be a sexy, polygamist bonobo.

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• MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So…how do porcupines mate without stabbing one another? Seems prickly.

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  • Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    By being very careful :D

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    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I should sell porcupines safe sex armour.

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