Robbing that poor sandwich artist of his innocence
Who toucha my spaghet? 🤌
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Robbing that poor sandwich artist of his innocence
Who toucha my spaghet? 🤌
A hip, a hop, a skip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco Tuesday
Can I spaff on your booblays?
Feel free to say no
Bald, mean, and full of beans!
Remember to have an erection
There’s a choice?
There’s the “old mans low hanger”-version where the flaccid schlong is as a third testicle and the gun is where the erection should be.
Needs less pelvic motion.
Old but still fun.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
These are supposed to be shitposts, not a documentary on my Tuesday evenings.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Tuesday Evenings with Clent Samuels