Official Safety Memo

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• Jelly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fun fact! This is a terrible way to hold a snapping turtle. Their necks are quite long and can reach behind their front legs. If you ever do have to hold a turtle, hold them as far back as possible and pray you can keep it balanced.

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  • justastranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also watch out for piss

    Source: it wasn’t a snapping turtle but a turtle pissed on me repeatedly whilst relocating it, I was genuinely shocked by the sheer volume of piss that it managed to unleash in total l

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  • Skyrkazm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

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  • MechanicalJester@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dang that was my immediate reaction too!

    Ever tried moving an alligator snapper? It’s quite the adrenaline pump…

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• Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  His hands are way too close to the turtles head. They can REACH.

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• simple@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This sounds like an SCP entry

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Turtle seems alright he’s coming over for dinner tonight.

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  • turtlepower@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Better be pizza!

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• SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this real? I so dearly want this to be real.

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