Waiter asks me: Is everything ok sir?
But when I tell him my marriage is failing, my drinking is out of control, my sex drive is through the floor and I fantasize about dying in my sleep, he looks upset. Like why ask, if you dont wanna know?
Submitted 1 year ago by VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf to [deleted]
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Waiter asks me: Is everything ok sir?
But when I tell him my marriage is failing, my drinking is out of control, my sex drive is through the floor and I fantasize about dying in my sleep, he looks upset. Like why ask, if you dont wanna know?
#dadjoke
Wut
Boxing, wearing gloves and hitting each other in the face
Face, that thing covering the front-oriented part of your head
You go look at from a different angle and the buildings weren’t obstructing anything it just says, “Penis Ha.”
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I too like to have an entire bottle of screw top gas station wine by myself when I’m rejecting suffering
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 year ago
Not all suffering is violence 🤷
Sincerely, a pacifist who didn’t shy away from getting drunk on the cheap and nasty stuff back in the day 😂