How do you even satisfy Bill fucking Clinton?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re assuming Bill had anything good to say about the technique used.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One couldn’t have chosen to sample Donny’s burger-hole out of sheer curiosity, right?

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      burger hole

      Dear God my sides

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• lanigerous@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hesitate to ask but why is Nancy Reagan the throat goat? It’s not something I fancy entering into DDG…

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Was just an old joke from the Reagan days. Not sure about the origins of the rumor but it seems to be an in joke from that generation

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    • lanigerous@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks, you’ve saved me a potentially harrowing deep dive - do not want to see any Reagan-related rule 34 stuff

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  • realitista@lemmus.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    knowyourmeme.com/memes/nancy-reagan-throat-goat

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a (former) Nintendo fan, always makes me sad to see Iwata and Reggie.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh yeah. I forgot they have a new guy now. What’s that like for Nintendo people? I haven’t actually kept up with them

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It sucks, they’re all generic corporate suits now, and it shows.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

  But I do like to believe that he’s the best dick sucker the world’s ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.

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  • Denalduh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Narrator: it was in fact the worst blowjob.

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Putin is keeping him around for something

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• Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The entire American political system being held up by the steady hand of Vladimir Putin and his extensive pornographic collection is truly based. Did the yanks really win the Cold war?

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