But how else am I supposed to get green Orton trader women on my arm?
If we ever find a planet with life in it, we could never set foot on it, because the interaction of the two biologies can have unpredictable consequences
Submitted 4 months ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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db2@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dave@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
We are human, we have done almost this exact thing for thousands of years and leave ecosystem devastation in our wake.
People with rockets would absolutely go down to that planet without a second thought.
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Sometimes I think about how so many of us look up at the stars and wonder “if there really are aliens out there, why aren’t they colonizing the galaxy as fast as possible, as any intelligent species would naturally do?” like it’s the thing just anyone looking at the stars might think. we might be the horrifying biomechanical paperclip maximizer that the other aliens in the galaxy have to band together to defeat or face extermination.
baronofclubs@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m sorry. I can’t let you do that.
partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
intergalactic tour guide: now if you look to your left, you’ll see the natural habitats of the Xpheno217 species. This is the only location in the whole universe they can live. And to your right, a brand new residential community fit with Walmart and there very own Chick-fil-A.
lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yep i would expect them to send the blankets down from orbit first.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Shouldn’t and couldn’t are too different questions.