What is something your dad told you growing up that you will now tell your kids?

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t put your dick in anything you don’t want to wake up next to

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• ensignrick@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t put off something you need to do because tomorrow their will always be something else.

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You have to work out to be good at sex.

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  • candyman337@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not true, you just have to know how to move to keep the momentum good, stamina is more important than working out, also foreplay also does a lot

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    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Are you another dad overhearing my conversation with my offspring and interjecting with this observation?

      Are you pantomiming when you say stamina?

      What are your hand gestures when you stay foreplay?

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do you think stamina and coordination grow on trees?

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• VicVinegar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your problem is you’re in love. You’re too young to be in love. There’s too many putas out there.

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• bellesondes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Who farted? Seriously?”

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• CaptainHowdy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Get a job.

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• Syll@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Go to bed

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