Gourmet Programmer

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• Glarrf@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The codebase I’m working on would give chatGpt an aneurysm. I’m actually a ghost.

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  • nerdschleife@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lmao I asked chatgpt to restructure a POST API to a bash file and it started writing fan fiction

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    • alcasa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I never knew I needed API fanfiction

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  • onelikeandidie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m guessing you’re using opencart cuz I’ve been working with an old codebase for around a year and I would love if any code analysis or intelisense actually worked… on xml files… with php in them… with javascript in php variables… with calls to php inside xml files…

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    • Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yo dawg, I heard you like code

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• hubobes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Except you have to tell your microwave that the ingredients it used don’t actually exist.

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• amio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It's a pretty good analogy for other reasons too. You may be able to make some tasty stuff in a microwave and it's brilliant for a bunch of uses... but you wouldn't call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected "gourmet shit".

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• Coehl@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Only when the docs are up to date

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• qaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But cases assume the docs are updated and actually exist.

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• Bombastic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can read docs???

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• nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  More like microwaving eggs with how buggy (and badly commented) chatGPT’s code is.

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• CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So then copilot is just every modern large-scale kitchen. Yeah, that adds up.

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• LazaroFilm@lemmy.film ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  error function not defined init()

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• WhyIDie@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ‘‘You’re too late. I’ve already depicted you as the Soyjak, and me as the Chad.’’

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  All hail chef Mike

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• passably9@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bad meme

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  • nyan@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No biscuit.

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