Submitted 5 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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cross-posted from: lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/55462627
It’s been 16 hours since this has been posted, and no opposing factions have formed yet. What’s gonna come next? Tolerance for both vim and emacs? /s
related German satire: www.der-postillon.com/2025/09/ananas-pizza.html
Pineapple is good and not even particularly controversial despite how much the haters seem to want to make it. There was a place I used to live near that did a “cheeseburger” pizza with ground hamburger, onions, pickles, and mustard. I fucking loved it but that thing was CONTROVERSIAL
I’ll never understand why people argue about subjective opinions. Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato. If you don’t like it, don’t put pineapple on your pizza and shut up about other people’s decisions.
Pineapple gives pizza a sweetness to compliment the savory tomato
No, pineapples pizza a sweetness to compliment the salty meat, the ham or pepperoni or salami or bacon or prosciutto
Found the p*neapple eater
Pineapple on pizza is his. The haters have the palate of a 2 year old.
Pickled cake is like cake
but it’s got pickles
See? I can ruin good things too!
Sandwich cake is delicious though
now i crave sandwich cake with pickles.
Pickled pizza is like pizza But it’s pickled
That should be pickle cake.
Pickled cake oughtta be cake that is then pickled. Which I don’t think would be possible?
Fine. Edited…
You do realize that you’re about to start a war, right? 😁
It was all worth it
Fine, I’ll start. I’ll have my pizza with pineapple, peppers and maybe some pepperoni.
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Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Personally I’m far more concerned with the amount of sauce I’ve been seeing on pizza than people’s choice of toppings, but i honestly don’t mind pineapple. The right amount and I find it a nice sweet flavor that goes nice with spicy toppings like jalapeno.
On the sauce thing, It’s getting to the point where it’s easier to list places that don’t just give you cheesy bread with a microscopic level of sauce because apparently that’s the norm around here.