You wake up it’s Saturday October 18 it’s 51 degrees outside, cloudy and rainy. The trees colorful leaves are still holding on strong and fortunately there’s not much wind today. You make yourself your favorite breakfast and morning drink and sit down at your cozy computer setup. “I’m going to relax and play games all day today” you say to yourself. You pack a bowl of the finest marijuana and take just a sipple of a hit…just enough to relax. You press power on your computer tower and the whirl of fans begin. Your monitor boots up and you login…all of a sudden…your browser window automatically pops up and a video starts automatically playing… it’s the 1998 video of when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table… You pass out from excitement. You begin to slowly wake and all of a sudden you hear a cart being pulled by a horse and you see a Nordic man looking at you…his mouth covered by a handkerchief. “Welcome to Skyrim” the words appear out of thin air floating before your eyes.
For a minute I thought U/shittymorph had left reddit.
otacon239@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
And then my dad beat me with jumper cables