Crepe*
Crap, not again!
Submitted 11 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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officermike@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Fourth@mander.xyz 6 hours ago
str82L@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Both spellings are acceptable.
piconaut@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I’m a creeeeeepe, I’m a Myrtle
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
What yer sposed to do is prune whole limbs at their bases (or start of fork if trimming a forked limb), to trim these back when needed. Amputating the limbs in the middle causes lots of little sprout limbs to come out of the stump, and makes it look shitty.
Erasmus@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Please tell that to every old person in my town. They think the ‘trimmed’ picture is how trees are supposed to naturally exist. Its so crazy.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s how it was taught back in the day. My BIL was a landscape architect. He learned that method in college.
RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I was convinced my father was telling me to kill the damn trees.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 hours ago
I don’t like aggressive pruning but it’s not done while they’re in bloom. Mine is taking over the sidewalk so I need to do this, but it’s also not flowering or even has leaves at the moment.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
Doesn’t matter when it’s done. It’s bad for the tree.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Not saying it’s bad or not, it’s just a bad comparison. It’s implying it looks like crap, but the alternative is not what’s on the left. The alternative is what’s on the left with no blooms or leaves.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Looks more like Crack Myrtle
grue@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Crepe murder
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Sounds like something a cereal killer would do