cross-posted from: reddthat.com/post/50909405

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Valve Steam Monopoly benefits:

  • The best place to find malware and get hacked and give hackers all your money.
  • Valve will save your eyes from seeing naked body parts(The biggest sin in the world) .
  • Valve can make sure the price of games always high.
  • Steam games can DRM your kernel for you.
  • They can fuck your favorite indie developer “Accidentally”.
  • Valve is owned by the best billionaire ever, Gabe Newell with estimated net worth of $11 billion, who for sure won’t turn into another Elon or Matt.

Overall, I think people who defend Steam Monopoly need to urgently donate their anal profits to that great company who is owned by that great billionaire, so they can mentain their beautiful monopoly, as I explained.