“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS...
Submitted 1 day ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The requested video cannot be loaded at this time
Coincidence? I think so!
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why does he always look high?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
He looks like he’s had a fucking lobotomy
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
He always looks like a guy who just let out the nastiest fart of his life on an elevator right before the doors opened to a huge crowd of people getting on.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Really annoys me because if you just sent me pics I’d be like Oh he’s cute wanna smash. But no. He has to have an empty skull equip slot
papalonian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I somehow knew this was you before reading your username.
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I stand by it. If you do a system format on his brain then he cute but him choosing to be himself every day just ruins it all
HorreC@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Who fucking cares about what he has in in their pants. Lets ask the important human question, where is their spine and why is their belly so yellow.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
Who is this and why is he on posts lately?
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I wonder what battle it died in 🤔
EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.