“I WILL KEEP THE PUBLIC APPRISED OF PERTINENT DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!”
“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS...
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Gates9@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The requested video cannot be loaded at this time
Coincidence? I think so!
billwashere@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why does he always look high?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
He always looks like a guy who just let out the nastiest fart of his life on an elevator right before the doors opened to a huge crowd of people getting on.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
He looks like he’s had a fucking lobotomy
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Really annoys me because if you just sent me pics I’d be like Oh he’s cute wanna smash. But no. He has to have an empty skull equip slot
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I somehow knew this was you before reading your username.
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I stand by it. If you do a system format on his brain then he cute but him choosing to be himself every day just ruins it all
HorreC@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Who fucking cares about what he has in in their pants. Lets ask the important human question, where is their spine and why is their belly so yellow.
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Who is this and why is he on posts lately?
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Credible sources say its current location is Valhalla.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I wonder what battle it died in 🤔
EvilBit@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is there like an opposite of Valhalla, where cowardly, useless worms go when they die from being crushed by the collapse of the table they were hiding under while actual warriors fought?
Because that’s where you should go looking for his dick.