Shit Happens

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• lando55@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Troubleshooting checklist:

  1. DNS
  2. Fuck if I know

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  • BabaYaga@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s always DNS

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    • theolodger@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A haiku about DNS

      It’s not DNS There’s no way it’s DNS It was DNS

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Restarting a server or booting a new instance has been my solution for years.

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• Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honestly I get more angry when it’s my own site because then I have to fix it :P

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  • MCForTheBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On the contrary I get less angry when it’s my own site because I usually have at least some idea of what could have gone wrong

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    • Boinketh@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It depends on how badly you need to use the site. If you need it and it’s your site, it’s a lot better because you can fix it. If you don’t need it, you still have to fix it if it’s yours, but you can just walk away if it isn’t.

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• WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Website down? Watch me travel into another one of the many universe instances of the multiverse fediverse.

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• amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  People: “Please get this thing to work, my work/life depends on it!”
  Me: “There are people whose work/life depend on my jank code/website?”

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  • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Their life depends on it until it’s lunchtime. Then it doesn’t matter anymore. But woe to you if it’s not fixed when they’re back!

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• bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Don’t these guys have a test suite⁈”

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  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s me. Hi. I’m the problem, it’s me.

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    • bleistift2@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • President_Pyrus@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is that a fancy word for prod?

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• Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Frontend developer: Listen I make pretty websites. This is a backend problem

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  • whereisk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Backend developer: the buttons disappear only on smaller screens - looks like a frontend problem.

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• EatMyDick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If you work somewhere that actually makes money it’s very much like the first.

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• sj_zero ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can confirm. Sauce: Posting from my instance, it was down yesterday.
• traveler01@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I started to be more understanding of that after becoming a developer.

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• BoiLudens@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So I wanna a report on performance. Sir this is one endpoint with no batch capabilities of which I have no access to change. There is no “performance”

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