Spoons are a scam invented by Big Bowl to sell more bowls. We should be sticking our hands (natureâs bowl) in the communal cooking bowl like God intended.
bro who tf invented the SPOON đ like u see a puddle and thought âyeah imma scoop thatâ
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stickly@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
There is a spoon
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
What is this, twitter. Put it on an image.
AbsolutePain@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
zipsglacier@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
How do I reblog this
guynamedzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
I LOVE voyagers share as image thing, idk if other frontends have it but the one here is BEAUTIFUL
Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Tysm
s@piefed.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
The spoon was invented by the Reverend William Archibald Spooner
PugJesus@piefed.social â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Mini-bowls, they were initially called
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Did you come to this instance to start a fight too?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Bro what đđđ
PugJesus@piefed.social â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
I was there when they were invented, they were called mini-bowls. The marketing team didn't like it, though, so we had to rewrite all the clay tablets with 'spoons'. Which is a dumb name, for the record.
Tedesche@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
I donât think this is difficult to understand at all. You want to have a tool to scoop liquid, hold it in your hand, and allow you to pour it into your mouth. So, you invent a cup or a bowl. Then, you want a tool that allows you to do this in mouth-sized bits. So, you invent a spoon. Or, if youâre really smart, a straw.
This really isnât that hard.
Mubelotix@jlai.lu â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Exactly, and itâs easier to build a wooden spoon than a wooden fork. It was invented much earlier
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world â¨6⊠â¨months⊠ago
Was it really? I would have just thought a tree branch that split in 2 would be considered the first forks. Like the thing you would use to hold a hotdog over the fire.