Eurythmics straight-up kills that guy

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Stevia, sucralose, aspartame et al say hello

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  • aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sweet dreams are made of these.

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Stevia: “I don’t know those guys”

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  • theUwUhugger@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But those are just artificial

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    • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Stevia is not

      (unless my headcanon is outdated. I’ll delete this after I check wikipedia)

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    • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As opposed to fucking table sugar that’s picked in sugar cubes from the tree?

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      stevia isn’t

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My dad back in the day had a friend who unfortunately lost both legs. Dad was nervous and did not know what to say when going to visit for 1st time. Walked in the room and said glad to see you back on your feet again. They both broke out laughing.

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• ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who wishes sweet dreams instead of seeding their friends and loved ones with dreams?

  Whenever I say goodnight to someone I tell them something like “I hope you sleep well and have wonderful dreams of bioluminescent mountain rivers with auroras on the star-lit sky”

  And it works about 30% of the time from reports.

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Wet dreams, bro”

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re the DM

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• Wolf@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There used to be this cashier at the local bodega. Always such a huge grump. I tried to be extra friendly to him because he was clearly not enjoying life.

  One day the video store I worked at got these bomb ass fancy lollipops I bought a bunch and happened to have some in my pocket the next time the cashier waited on me.

  He was in one of his moods of course so I spontaneously decided to offer him a lollipop. He looked more pissed than every and just said “I’m Diabetic”. I stopped trying to be extra nice to grumpy people after that.

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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who am I to diss a brie?

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Better than accidentally serving the diabetic regular instead of diet.

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• ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At night or early morning we usually have to respond to medical emergencies because their glucose level is too low…

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, if the lyrics of missionary man are anything to go by, they murder diabetics for money.

  "If I had a dollar bill for every sin that I’ve done I’d have a mountain of money piled up to my chin "

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Keep that man away from Def Leppard.

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• Flamekebab@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To steal a joke from Milton Jones:

  My sister suffers from hayfever, diabetes, and vertigo. I try my best to be supportive but I'm not sure whether my efforts are going down so well. I've sent her flowers, chocolates, and sometimes I just give her a call to say hi(gh).

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