A real mans man is married to a real man

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• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They say sex symbolizes domination and power, what’s more powerful than fucking the biggest strongest man in the room?

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wish I could find the old standup about how straight guys want really soft pretty women making them more feminine in the end and about how doing a roughy hairy dude in the butt is way more manly.

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    • bacon_pdp@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well it was in the movie layer cake

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESLUy-_yaLw

      But as a woman, I find the whole male obsession with “manliness” is gross. Like wipe your ass and shower asshole.

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    • forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wasn’t there some Twatter thread not that long ago about how unprotected sex with a woman would feminize you due to absorbing estrogen, and was therefore gay?

      In retrospect, it may have been satire. But who the hell can tell the difference with those weirdos anymore!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have been saying since high school that the manliest thing a man can be is a gay bottom.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How can you say you’re a man if you can’t love all of a man?

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A real man’s man is enslaved by a man.

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• SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always kind of figured the manliest man would be able to rip his own balls off.

  on a podium

  in front of everyone.

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  • forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A trans woman openly embracing their feminity is, ironically, manly as hell…just that it’s also, you know, not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I looked away. Can you do it again?

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