Morning break out of my pond for a butt and a coffee

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An easy way to tell whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile is by noting whether you see it later, or in a while.

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  • Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    G’day alligadile

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

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  • AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Luckily for us, that seems to be some piss-weak nearly-water coffee.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plot twist: it’s tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

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